10 Things That Make You Know You Walk Crossroads

You know you walk Crossroads when:

1. The following are more exciting than the last…

a. A Small Canyon

b. A Few Bushes

c. A Few Trees 

d. One of these…Now you’re stylin’

e. A Gas Station. So luxurious!

2. You can get ready in 10 minutes for morning shift3. You can bathe in a sink

4. You can sleep anywhere…

 

On a 6-foot table bed

Or on the floor

Standing up (maybe even in Mass…eep!)

3. Your staple foods are:

Grapes

Cream Cheese

PB&J

Salad

Condiments

4. You are an authority on the best kind of jam

5. You run on rosaries

6. And Fruit Snacks

7. And Goldfish

8. You instinctively call, “My Cows!” whenever you see something that looks like a cow

9. The acronym “KOA” sounds like heaven on earth, complete with sink, showers, swimming pool and mini golf

10. Everything is FTB…For the Babies